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Joke of the Day

"TIL of Charles' Law: ""The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."""

"You ever notice how an electric pencil sharpener and a cat's butt look the same? They even make the same noise when you stick a pencil in it: Rar, Rar, Rar, Rar...."

"What is the difference between a parrot saying ""E equals M C squared"" and most people saying it? Nothing."

"How Do You Call 5 Black People Having Sex? Threesome."

"Boobs are proof that guys can pay attention to two things at once"

"My girlfriend started smoking... ...so I slowed down and applied lubricant."

"I've been married for about 45 lbs."

"Poor Brain... It got to named itself, but was dyslexic, so Brian it was not."

"What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth? I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!"

"Unless you met your spouse while committing a diamond heist, I don't need to hear how you got together."