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Joke of the Day

"TIL of Charles' Law: ""The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."""

"My roommate thinks I have schizophrenia Which is weird because I live alone."

"My friend brought me to a club for philosophical digging. It got pretty deep. ^*I* ^*tried*"

"How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan? Oh don't worry, they'll tell you."

"Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one if he's got a good crew to do it."

"Your make-up application says ""I failed Clown College""."

"If I had to describe myself in one word... ...it would be ""bad at following directions."""

"It hurts? That's the body's way of showing you it's healing. It doesn't hurt? That's the body's way of showing you it's healing. - Doctors"

"Auto-correct is so crazy now a days... My mom meant to text me 'I love you' but it auto corrected to 'You're a disappointment.'"

"Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival? They all have chinks in their armor."