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Joke of the Day

"I wasn't planning on sleeping with that alchemist, but one thing Pb to another..."

"Got caught up in a really great book last night... I didn't stop coloring till 2 o'clock this morning!"

"*bites nails* Sorry. Bad habit. I haven't been on a date in a while ""I can see why"" she says, pulling her fingers out of my mouth"

"I'm not sure what the first church on the moon will look like... But I'm sure the mass will be the same."

"What do you call a family of Jewish robots? The Cybergs"

"I think that laziest animals must be the animals in the seas. There is Sawshark, Hammerheadshark, Electric eel. Still not a single one house completed."

"Teacher I can't solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then I'm nearly ten!"

"Testicle. It's life in a nutshell."

"No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a sword"

"What is the difference between an epileptic oyster-shucker & a prostitute with diarrhea? The epileptic oyster-shucker SHUCKS between FITS."