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Joke of the Day
"Q: Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest? A: The psycho path."
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"Did you hear about Lorena Bobbitt's car accident? Yeah, some dick cut her off."
"If you practice Yoga, but are not a vegetarian, You're just a poser."
"went to europe once for a miles davis concert --sorry, i meant kilometers davis..."
"A duck walks into a CVS... The duck walks up to the counter and says, ""I'd like to buy some chapstick."" The clerk says, ""Will that be cash or charge?"" The duck says, ""I'll just put it on my bill."""
"Give a man a gun Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world."
"Jesus may have walked on water but Steven Hawking runs.. ..on batteries."
"Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple? Because he couldn't get a date!"
"I want anarchy Because my keyboard is missing one."
"My teen yelled at me for not waking her up for school. She's in the shower & I'm wondering when she realizes it's Sunday. This is beautiful."