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Joke of the Day
"What did the Nazi/Islamist soccer team say when they lost the game? The shoes did it!"
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"A man was stabbed in the stomach in an alley... he was gonna punch him back, but he didn't have the guts."
"A man visits his psychiatrist wearing only cellophane wrapped around his body The psychiatrist says ""I can clearly see your nuts."""
"What sea creature is regularly featured in The Walking Dead? CORAL"
"""Fee Fi Fo Fum"" is the ""HAY HAY GIIRLFRIEEEND"" of giant speak."
"A student asks his maths teacher.. Student:Do you believe in god? Teacher:Well,I believe in higher powers."
"Right before I left the house my wife asked me if I filled out my organ donor information and now I'm hesitant to start the car."
"Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...? Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!"
"What am i doing after taking lots of codeine? I literally ain't doin' shit..."
"1 Ring to rule them all, 1 Ring to find them, 1 Ring to bring them all & in the darkness bind them. 3 rings to let Mum know you're home safe"