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Joke of the Day
"Ain't no sunshine when she's gone..... or sandwiches.... Ain't no sandwiches either."
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"My PhD student claims to have made a breakthrough in hyperbolic mathematics Turns out he was just exaggerating"
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"A Giraffe walks into a bar...... .... He looks at everyone and says: ""High Balls on me!"""
"iTunes has got it all wrong. The hottest single of the year is me."
"For every action, there is an equal and opposite... This post is not longer available due to a trademark claim by Fine Brothers Entertainment."
"I decided to write a joke about procrastination"