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Joke of the Day
"What kind of exercise did Jesus do? Crossfit"
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"A islamic dial ripoff made a new type of hand soap. Aloe Akbar."
"What's the Syrian girl doing on the swing? Pissing off the sniper"
"What kind of ship never sinks? A dictatorship. *sobs*"
"Is as bored as a guy with no arms looking at porn."
"Jesus rose on the third day. He then went over to the men and said... ""Hola, senor! What is my job?"""
"I can't wait for Alien vs. Predator vs. Liam Neeson."
"What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut, you racist."
"Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because its hard to have fun when you might shit your pants"
"How many prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb? Obviously more than four, they've been in my basement for days, and it's still dark down there!"