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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says ""why the long face?"" The horse sues him for discrimination and wins $4.3 million and the bar."

"When u give ur phone number at CVS turn to the person behind u in line & say ""now don't be calling me for a date"""

"What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont? There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think?"

"How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb? None *et al.*"

"Why do fire departments have dalmatians? To help the firemen find the hydrants"

"What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety? Past tense."

"Last night my girlfriend kept shouting someone's name while we were having sex. I never met anyone named ""Rape"" though."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? Pilot. You racist fuck."

"What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday? I appreciate the sediment."

"My boss is sending me abroad for a business trip next week. I hope she's a blonde."