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Joke of the Day

"I went to the zoo the other day... It was just a really bad zoo overall, just a run down old place. It had only animal too, a dog. It was a shih tzu."

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"Why did Hitler always win at limbo? Because no one else could stoop any lower."
"[at seance] Me: If you truly are a ghost why don't you move this object Ghost: If you truly are a human why don't you get your shit together"
"So North Korea's Kim Jong-Un executes it's defense chief with an anti-aircraft gun. I bet he took a lot of flak for that."
"Kids go as the devil and bigfoot on Halloween all the time, but I go as a pedophile and suddenly I'm a weirdo."
"What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback"
"She told me she liked it doggy style so I gave her a treat & took her for a walk."
"Knock knock jokes Didn't go down well at the homeless shelter."
"90 people have swine flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom."
"What do you call an Abortion in Prague? A canceled Czech."