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Joke of the Day

"Astronomers have used liquid water as an indicator for planet habitability... ...they might also need to add whether the planet has a Trump elected as president"

"My life coach just asked me leave because apparently she has ""other pedicures to do"" and doesn't ""speak English""."

"Has anyone tried giving bees heroin? I feel like bees on heroin would produce better honey. It's probably not true, but it's just how I feel"

"Have you guys heard about that singer that does radical maneuvers while performing? Skate Perry"

"Womens Rights"

"Why was the little strawberry sad? Her mommy was in a jam."

"If Bill Clinton ever says ""I can't. My wife would kill me"" What he really means is his wife would have him killed."

"Can someone help me figure out how much water I need to add to this baby powder in order to make a baby?"

"On CNN I just saw a headline that said ""Reddit Revolts"" My first thought was, ""Mr. CNN reporter. You don't know the internet very well do you. Reddit is revolting every day"""

"What does Superman and a Blood gang member who lost his gun have in common? Neither one of them want to see a Kryptonite..."