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Joke of the Day
"Which is better Pirate Bay or Pirate Bae? Pirate Bae, because it never goes down."
Next Joke
"I wanted to make friends but I had no facebook So I went out on the street and started shouting what I cooked, ate or drank. Right now I've got 3 followers - two cops and a psychiatrist"
"The only ""B"" word you should call women is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful."
"My grandma's a thief You should see her snatch."
"A dyslexic guy walked into a bra."
"""Changed the name on my iPhone to titanic. Now when I connect to iTunes it says the...... Titanic is synching"""
"What do you tell a Jew with a tattoo? Nothing, you already told his grandparents 6 million times"
"My friend is deaf in his left ear. His hearing is alright."
"The trouble with cops is if one's a douchebag you can't ask to speak to a manager."
"I never warn my wife before I pull the anal beads out.. I like starting the mower on the first tug."