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Joke of the Day
"I know this gem of a procrastination joke. I'll tell you later."
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"Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans? All the extra cubholders."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? I doesn't matter, it won't come when you call it."
"AC changed bail to basil, and now I'm sitting in jail with some lovely herbs."
"Health tip: There's never a 'safe' time to shake a teenage boy's hand. Never."
"i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash"
"The one redeeming thing about wearing a Women's Size 10 shoe is that everyone naturally assumes my dick is enormous."
"My office password's been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat."
"Maybe if we start smacking people when they say something stupid, evolution will eventually create a delay between thinking and speaking."
"When I was a kid my younger cousin always cheated at freeze tag, So I wasn't surprised when I heard he got shot by the cops"