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Joke of the Day

"A little wine does the body good, a lot of wine does the body better!"

"What do you call a terrorist with eight legs? An Iraqnid."

"So much mascara her eyes got stuck in the closed position. Too bad lipstick doesn't work that way."

"Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead."

"Did you hear the founders of New York City were Jewish..... Who else can buy the most valuable land in the world for 26 seashells."

"Past, present, and future walk into a bar It was tense."

"Wife: Rock the baby. Me: *plugs in amp*"

"After months of trying to find a job... ...my mate has recently found work in making chess pieces. He starts next week on nights."

"What's the difference between a penis and a vagina.. Unfortunately, in my case ... only 2 inches. :'("

"Why don't mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps."