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Joke of the Day
"A little wine does the body good, a lot of wine does the body better!"
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"Two scientists walk into a bar... ...The first one says: ""I'll have some H2O"" The second one says: ""I'll have some water too"" The first scientist got angry because his assassination attempt failed."
"What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink? A Pink Car Nation!"
"What was the first thing Hitler bought from the beauty shop? Polish remover"
"Why are autistic people like black people? They all look the same."
"Today is National Pasta Day I have a friend that would have loved today, but sadly she's pastaway"
"I visited my friend in his flat He told me to make myself at home. So I kicked him out. I hate having visitors"
"My diet this week consisted of 6 cheat days"
"My favourite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her face and watch her struggle to get out of the car!"
"Squirrels run around like they're being chased. Nobody cares about you. You live in tree. Get a job"