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Joke of the Day
"What does an elephant use for a tampon? A sheep"
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"Saying you wanted to know where I came from is no excuse for banging my mom."
"Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song? Reach For The **Stats**."
"What do you call it when a doctor gives up halfway through an abortion? A portion."
"Little Mary was living in Japan during the 1940s. Then one day, the Americans dropped an atomic bomb on the city she was living in. Where did she go after the explosion? Everywhere."
"What do a feminist and a policeman have in common? Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common? A: They're both trigger-happy."
"It's my mate's birthday today. He doesn't drink, smoke, gamble or cheat on his missus. We've got no idea how to celebrate it."
"How do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos."
"[describing a chair] it's like a swing without all the drama"
"""How do you talk to an angel"" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess? ""How do you hold her close to where you are"" Me: Aren't most angels men?"