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Joke of the Day

"Optometry jokes I just started optometry school and I'm in desperate need of optometry jokes. Any suggestions?"

"*spin kicks cigarette out of your mouth* Nothing is cooler than health"

"Knock knock. Who's there? A puerile, often racist subreddit run on dad jokes."

"Funny that when some people go out for 'fresh air', they come back in smelling like 'weed'"

"Sometimes I just sit and run my fingers through my girl's hair. Its a nice way to let her know I love her and also that were out of napkins"

"Why is it impossible to run through a campground? You can only ran, because it's past tents."

"When I die, before my will is read, I want my entire Google search history revealed and whoever is left in the room gets it all."

"There's a difference between having a unique name and a regular name that's spelled wrong."

"Kid: Waaaahhhhh! MY TOY IS BROKEN! Dad: Nothing a little duct tape can't fix. Kid: mrnm... mmrm.. rnmr..."

"Have I got a favourite 70's rock band? Yes."