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Joke of the Day
"What's pink and red and goes 100MPH. A baby in a blender."
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"Following in David Bowies footprints.... Well, David Bowie the gender bender is no longer alive on this earth - OK Caitlyn, it's your turn!"
"Tried pushing her against the wall to kiss her like all you guys suggested. Put her head right through the drywall. Goddam cheap motels."
"How do you tell the circumference of a pecan Pecan pi"
"What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids? Michael Jackson"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender"
"Do you know about the unpredictable weather in Syria? Sometimes it's Sunni, other times it's Shiite."
"A newly wedded desperate soldier .. A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note: Dearest Mom, If you pull this ring, I'll be able to get 3 days leave. :P"
"if you give everyone easier access to guns then nobody will shoot anyone else because everyone has the guns and nobody will use them ever"
"2 Goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""