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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it."
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"Hot singles in your area are looking for an air conditioned indoor court to practice on before their match."
"Why did KGB officers always travel in threes? One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals."
"When does 1+1=3? When you don't use a condom."
"a coca-cola can and a dr pepper bottle are having an emotional talk... coca-cola asked why dr pepper had been bottling up his feelings for so long!"
"I can't believe it's Christmas eve eve eve and they're making me work."
"Twins Yesterday, I was hanging out with my girlfriend when her identical twin sister walked by. Then my girlfriend asked me, ""Do you think my sister is pretty?"""
"I wish the GPS lady would periodically say things like ""Doin' great"" or ""Still going the right way, good job."""
"I used to play hard to get until I realized that I was hard to want"
"For a guy that could change water into wine, I'm surprised Jesus only got hammered once."