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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free"
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"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? When she fits in your wife's jeans."
"Dating Fails: Just Tell Me What You Want And Be Done With It a guy asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat he guess shusi and anything else then got mad and raged the end"
"What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator"
"Why aren't there any Mexicans in China? Because the Chinese know how to build a wall."
"Bought my girlfriend a dildo and a t-shirt for christmas. That way if she doesn't like the t-shirt she can go fuck herself."
"Not a lot of people know this, but if you dress up like a pirate and go into Red Lobster, you eat for free."
"My friends say I'm like a candle. If you forget I exist, so help me God, I'll burn your house down."
"JUDGE: so u plan to plead insanity? ME: let me double-check with my counsel *moves 2 ft over, puts on tie, nods* ME: thats correct ur honor"