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Joke of the Day

"So, Bruce Jenner wants to become a women, eh? He's already got the driving part down. http://www.npr.org/2015/02/08/384663218/bruce-jenner-involved-in-fatal-car-crash"

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they are both stuck up cunts"

"If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom what do you have? A very large bedroom."

"What's 7 inches long and hasn't been sucked in over 4 years? Whitney Houston's crack pipe."

"Chemist have an unpopular view on alcohol... They say it's a solution."

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult."

"Always put sunglasses on your tree. Then, you'll get the proper shade."

"How many people does it take to screw in a light? Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb"

"How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cause it's definitely not 4. My basement is still dark & I'm running out of room."

"I told my wife I didn't want to watch Kevin Heart's Seriously Funny because he is a sellout ""Not compared to Kevin Durant!"" She laughed. True story."