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Joke of the Day

"Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school? Because he was always below a C"

"I like my slaves the same way I like my coffee Free"

"I have never once hit a drink or treated one badly so don't tell me about alcohol abuse!"

"A Zombie ate Ram's brains... He didn't mind it at all... Silly but original. :P"

"Watching WWII documentaries, it's always so heart wrenching when Poland is invaded and London is bombed by the Alt-Right."

"An alien makes contact. I take it home, give it a sandwich. Then ice cream. And then, to show we're an advanced race, an ice cream sandwich."

"Why do Jewish fathers have their sons circumcised? They know Jewish women can't resist anything with 10% off."

"I woke up in the middle of the night and wrote ""dentists are liars"" into my phone. Not really sure what the plan is with that."

"Dating a guy with big hands is the best, at any time I can say ""Babe, can you hold these 72 doll heads?"" And he can, he can hold them all."

"After winning the World Series, the city of Chicago is rioting So nothing seems to have changed."