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Joke of the Day

"Do you piss in the toilet before getting in the shower? I'll bet you wipe yourself with toilet paper too..."

"As a child I wanted to be a personal trainer but I ended up as a politician. At least I still convince absolute idiots that change is being made."

"It's colder than a well digger's ass."

"What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor? David Buoy"

"What caveman say when he get hurt? meow."

"Thanks God for Fast food! Lucky for us we do not have to hunt our own food, because I don't have the slightest idea where the hot dogs live."

"I tried donating to the itty-bitty titty committee... But they don't really need the support"

"Whenever I use a racist stereotype, it's blown out of proportion. Just like all the Muslims in the world."

"I'm 22 years old now and my eyesight is worsening,... ...at what point do I get adult supervision?"

"I want a textbook wedding. One that costs way too much and is of no use to me later in life."