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Joke of the Day

"I would like to see more realistic math problems in schools cause there ain't no way some kid has 75 melons without stealing a produce truck"

"Why do I support extreme racist political parties? Because their aims are white up my street"

"[the boss walks by my desk and catches me looking at sonic anime] Me: the hackers are at it again. I was trying to visit church. com"

"Why is there no such thing as a great golfer? The best ones are consistently sub-par."

"Two men walk into a bar.... The third one ducks."

"What is the most common use for pig skins? To keep the pig in one piece."

"days 'til xmas Today is December 10th, there is is only 14 shoplifting days til xmas. Now get out there"

"What sex position produces the ugliest offspring? I don't know go ask your mom."

"An old teacher asked her student... ""If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?"" The student replied, ""It is obviously past."""

"Beats by Dre is such a huge success that I think he should start a sunglasses line. 50 Shades of Dre."