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Joke of the Day

"OK, guy with the two kayaks and two bikes strapped to his Subaru Outback: settle down. Save some outdoors for the rest of us."

"Racist Surfer What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man? Hang ten dude!!"

"Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair."

"Being a vegan makes no sence. My food is vegan so I dont have to be. Edit: Sense"

"What's small, black and full of cobwebs? An ethiopian's asshole."

"What separates man from animals? According to Donald Trump, the wall he is going to build."

"I am sorry I wasn't being completely honest when I said I was normal."

"How does post-vasectomy sex compare? There's not a vas deferens."

"""What's a VCR?"" My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones."

"What do you call a frozen terrorist? A isilcle"