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Joke of the Day

"As ice water runs down my face I conclude, ""Boy, you sure like to eat bread!"" is not a comment a lady on a dinner date enjoys hearing."

"Don't get why guys complain about ""sleeping on the couch"" I pay good money to sleep on the couch, but I wish the shrink would shut up."

"I was at the inventor of the USB stick's funeral yesterday..... They lowered his coffin into the ground, then raised it back up, turned it around, and lowered it back down again."

"Why was the astronaut so sore? He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid."

"A new type of product ! I opened a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."

"The biggest difference between men and women... Is what comes to mind when the word 'facial' is used."

"""Say ur a bad girl"" I'm a bad girl ""oooh yeah, and tell me what bad girls do..."" ooh i'm gonna sign up for 3 months of yoga and only go twice"

"Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on."

"I was gonna make a gay joke. Butt fuck it."

"Made in Thailand Have you heard of the mountain climber from Bangkok? He became famous as the Thai of the Eiger. ~ Who won the election for mayor of Bangkok? It was a Thai."