164140

Joke of the Day

"How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None, we've decided to let a man do the job."

"What score did Lenin get on his exam paper? ...Full Marx"

"I'm taking up cross-stitch so I can make handmade gifts for all the girls in my life Cause bitches get stitches. (though I won't have as many once this stupid joke gets out.)"

"What is hard when it goes in and soft and sticky when it comes out? A chewing gum"

"A man walks into a zoo but there was only a dog in it. It was a shitzu."

"My friend just launched the second hubble into space... A hubble bubble."

"Sometimes I enjoy my steak undercooked.. ...but that's rare."

"My 3 year old is singing the rare 19 hour version of ""Let It Go"", using only 3 words."

"I'd give these pigeons some bread but they'd probably just spend it on drugs."

"Why do slovaks don't like Czechs? They prefer cash."