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Joke of the Day

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"The first thing I'm going to do when I'm rich is buy an airline flight for everyone who works at the DMV and then delay the flight forever."

"Reddit censorship is getting out of hand [removed]"

"What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl? A cock that stays up all night."

"People are wondering who will win the 2016 Presidential election, but I already know who will win the next election. That's because I've got 2020 vision."

"Female praying mantises bite the heads off males while mating, so if your mantis boyfriend shows up without a head, he was cheating on you."

"How much does a Human shield cost? One life"

"It's okay to joke about Jesus... He died for our zings."

"The Tree Stooges: Moehogany, Cherry, and Curly Maple Alternate for Larry: Larchy"

"How did the escape artist annoy r/jokes?"