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Joke of the Day

"Guy on fb posted a picture of his baby w/ the caption ""1st Easter!"" Hell no, there have been like 2000, we're not starting over just for him"

"Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum? He got stuck in Orbit!"

"What do you call a cow's mate? Its significant *udder*."

"I'm part indian My ancestors are from the slapahoe tribe."

"What does space smell like? Uranus! Thank you, I'm new here :)"

"why do mexicans make refried beans? Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?"

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? Sorry I can't get hard right now. I just got laid."

"Wife: ""What are you doing?"" Husband : Nothing. Wife : ""Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."" Husband : ""I was looking for the expiration date."""

"Red. My least favorite urine color."

"Hungry Hungry Hippos must get tired of eating the same thing? White spheres, again?"