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Joke of the Day

"I finally set up a new sky light in my apartment! I don't know why my upstairs neighbors are so furious though."

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"Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now? Because it was popular in California 10 years ago."
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the shit out of the dogs."
"[1st Row at Beyonce Concert] Beyonce: Who run da world?! *points mic at me* ME: [having briefly heard the song once before] ...squirrels?"
"Me: ""I came to Twitter to be creative and express myself."" Twitter: lol, you said ""came""."
"Why did the Xbox owner cross the road? To fuck your mom."
"White people can't say the N word, but we DO get to say things like, ""Thanks Dad"" and, "" Thanks for the warning, Officer."""
"Yo momma's so old she has a separate entrance for black guys."