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Joke of the Day
"How could Donald Trump support Mitt Romney? Didn't he know Romney was made in Mexico?"
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"Had sex with a socialist girl a little while back. Think I'm gonna need to see a doctor. whenever I pee, I start to feel the Bern."
"[lips on a snake] WIFE: what are you doing? ME: getting rid of the poison WIFE: you're supposed to suck your own bite SNAKE: leave him alone"
"My friend works at subway... I guess you could say she'll really be rolling in the DOUGH."
"I'm Hungary I'm Russian to the kitchen to czech the fridge There is turkey But it's covered in Greece There's Norway I can eat that. Edit:spelling"
"What do you call two gay chickpeas? Hummusexuals."
"There's only one vampire on Sesame Street... At least, only one that counts."
"What do you get when you put an idiot's brain in a female golden retriever? A dumb blonde bitch."
"What's it called when Batman leaves the church early? Christian Bale"
"The average person swallows 3 cats on their drive home from work."