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Joke of the Day
"I only make mistakes when I'm around people who are observant."
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"Who do mice worship? Cheesus. :)"
"Do you know the biggest difference between Mexico and China? China paid for it's wall."
"What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time? A crustacean :D :D"
"I'm ""misinterprets hand gesture and accidentally high fives your fist"" white."
"You know why I drink apple juice? Because OJ will kill you"
"What does Kayne West masturbate to? He masturbates to the sight of his ego."
"So the Enlarged Prostate and the Bladder are taking. The bladder says "" move I gotta pee!"" the Enlarged Prostate smiles and says "" Sorry but urine trouble."""
"""I'm paying a woman to fist my mouth"" is the way I choose to describe going to the dentist tomorrow."
"Uuhhhhckkk. Pants are the worst."