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Joke of the Day
"Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble."
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"Cum leaves the body at almost 30 miles per hour, which means it is illegal to ejaculate in a school zone. I don't think the speed was why I was arrested though."
"A mathematician walks into a bar and says ""I want 2 beers"" The bartender tells him ""You're being irrational"""
"Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She grew out of her b-shells."
"I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says ""haha good one"" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap."
"What kinda overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim"
"Teacher: ""Which book has helped you the most in your life?"" Student: ""My father's check book!"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Coda ! Coda who ? Coda paint !"
"The New Drum by Major Headache"
"Why are girls always cold? Because of their cold black hearts."