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Joke of the Day
"Girl I'm so sorry your parents died, was it Kony? Oh a bus accident. Was Kony driving the bus"
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"Went to take my dog with no legs for a walk in the park... now its a dragon."
"What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage? Arrrrrr Metis!"
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"Opinions are like assholes... sometimes you need a second asshole"
"Have you seen the new Asian cookbook? ""How to wok your dog."" Credit goes to my friend Steve"