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Joke of the Day

"Jeb! should be called WTC 7 Never reaching the heights of his namesakes, and falling down without being hit by anything."

"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad."

"Why did North Korea lose Internet? Because they switched to Comcast."

"What did the one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"

"""I can't understand a word he says"" A: Meet my new born brother. B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name? A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says."

"Brain problem On the left side, there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left."

"A Christian, a Muslim and a Jew walk into a bar... What a fine example of an integrated community. ^(Credit: Bernard Righton/John Thomson)"

"My gay friend fell into the ocean Good thing he's so flambuoyant."

"I hate when our cat runs into the room, hisses at an empty chair then runs back out and I end up in the bathtub holding a crucifix."

"What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce? Chicken sees-a-salad"