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Joke of the Day
"I was trying to think of a pun about herbs and fish But it was neither the thyme nor plaice"
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"friend: have u accepted jesus christ as yr savior so u can be allowed into the kingdom of heaven? me: who all going?"
"I will never forget what my dear old Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"I marched in a high school band, caught an armed robber, and sold girl scout cookies. All I was trying to do was find my car."
"How does Hillary Clinton say goodbye? ""Seizure later!"""
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meet Patty!"
"Everything is rightly confused."
"Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't think of a punch line?"
"What is the worst thing about farming vegetables? The wheelchairs are too expensive."
"How do you tell if you're a real gangster? Take a blud test [OC]"