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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a vagina that talks back to you? An answering cervix"
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"My new boyfriend says the cutest things, like ""Who are you?"" and ""Why are you hiding outside my house?"" and ""My wife is calling the police."""
"What is the worst part about having sex with an old woman? Ever open a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"The golf joke What's the best part about golf? It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail."
"I couldn't find my credit card this morning. Someone must have swiped it. I'm sorry."
"Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy."
"Basketball players like their chicken like they like their basketballs In the bucket"
"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic"
"When a woman says, ""I'm NOT crazy"" *clapping her palms together per syllable* That's universal for, ""You're going to die."""
"What do you call a rapist in the friendzone? A stalker."