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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. The Laughing Stock joke reminded me of this one."
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"*Runs 6 miles* *Adds Kenyan to resume*"
"Watched 'Man of Steel' in Spanish for 7 minutes before realizing something was off."
"Putting the dog down today. Gonna start by telling him he has a big nose."
"I took my item up to the counter. ""I'd like to return this,"" I said, with a tear in my eye, ""It didn't work."" He said, ""I'm sorry. We can't do that with condoms."""
"There should be a ""shame"" setting on showerheads."
"What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend? Sweet Pee"
"Give a man a gun... and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world."
"My girlfriend said she was sick of me pretending to be a detective... ...and that ""we should split up"" ""Good idea"", I said, ""that way we can cover more ground"""
"how do you get a cat to say like a chicken freeze it and bang it against the table and it says: gog gog gog"