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Joke of the Day
"What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend? Sweet Pee"
Next Joke
"I am not the kind of girl you can take home to your wife."
"What do you call a greedy roman god? Jewpiter."
"I have an EpiPen A man lying on the roadside gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."
"What do giants and strippers have in common? They both grind on bones to make their bread."
"Went for ""a walk"" today, like some kind of prehistoric moron."
"Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow"
"My wife's celebrity ""free pass"" is Paul Rudd, and mine is my wife because yah right like I'm gonna walk into *that* propeller blade."
"The Pope just changed his relationship status to It's Complicated..."
"Why was the little strawberry sad? He found out his parents were in a jam"