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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school? A doctor, you racist!"
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"What do you call a gay Dinosaur? Megasaurass"
"Guy paying for condoms at Walgreens got asked if he needed a bag He said back to cashier, ""Nah, her face ain't that bad."""
"What do a moped and a fat chick have in common? Both are fun to ride but you'd never want your friend to catch you on one."
"How do you make an Chocolat omelette? With Easter eggs."
"what do you call a turtle dressed as a guido a slowbro"
"jokes about depression used to be funny.... now they're just sad."
"What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe? Canoes tip."
"In 1000 years, archaeologists will find tanning beds and think we fried people as punishments."
"4 different views of a tunnel PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel. OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel. REALIST: A train. TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks."