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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school? A doctor, you racist!"

"I watched this documentary the other day but I didn't like it... ...because it was absolutely incredible."

"I'm banned from HomeDepot, after trying to steal drugs. I was caught stealing two ladders; what can I say they get me high."

"How to piss off a female archaeologist... Hand her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from."

"I've clicked on every shady ad that I've seen for the past 12 years. My penis is now 648 feet long."

"Walking down the street today someone handed me a free air guitar... No strings attached..."

"What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry? [OC] Cantaloupes."

"At first I didn't like beards, But then they grew on me"

"What do songwriters do after they die? They decompose"

"What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband? O'Pressive."