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Joke of the Day
"What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck? KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"you are what you eat.. funny, I dont rember eating a sexy beast this morning."
"Trump for President 2016 Right, guys?"
"Hi. This is my first time at yoga. When I called they said to bring a Matt. *points at man standing next to her* Now what do we do with him?"
"A priest and a rabbi walk into a horse show in Amsterdam... What is this world coming to?"
"What's worse than locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic? Going in and asking for a coat hanger."
"I had a terrible nightmare last night that I ate a muffler. Today, I'm so exhausted."
"Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu? He's from Team Rocket"
"So there was this guy who flew so close to the sun he was able to touch it in exactly one spot... ...after that, he was a real tangent."
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny Farts"