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Joke of the Day

"During cold days blondes stand in the corner of the room because... ...there it is always 90 degrees."

"Why do some loudspeakers have holes? For the pleasure of the audiophiles."

"I went to the doctor today. He told me I was fat. I said I wanted a second opinion. He says, Okay, you're ugly."

"I heard Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together. I guess she's not a one-hit wonder."

"BREAKING: Popeye Expresses Outrage as Pope Goes to Mount Olive"

"Beneath that furry exterior your cat has at least 6 neck tattoos."

"I liked Nicki Minaj a lot better when she was Michael Jackson."

"Greeks lined up for ATM? Isn't that kinda their thing?"

"""Hi yes I'd like to attempt the Cheeseburger challenge"" ""Very good sir"" [ripped as hell cheeseburger runs out of the kitchen & bodyslams me]"

"On their 30th anniversary Patty turns to Mary, tears in his eyes, and says Mary, you've added so much texture to my life... it's been rough."