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Joke of the Day

"Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it !"

"Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid? Because he always uses the force."

"What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973."

"Sucks how Caesar died... ...Who knew he was allergic to knives?!"

"If you've ever written a Yelp review of a Starbucks, I can help you kill yourself if you like?"

"Sexy is being tickled with a feather... Kinky is being tickled with a chicken"

"Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !"

"Hellen Keller walks into a bar Then a table, then a chair"

"What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient? They are their own birth control"

"Recently had a cat-scan. They didn't find any cats."