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Joke of the Day
"People are so nosy, always asking me what I just injected into their neck. Don't worry about it!"
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"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""why the long face?"""
"LOOKING FOR awful pi jokes! Just found out my friend hates them. Please give me your worst pi day/pi jokes!"
"I miss the good old days when boot camp was for soldiers, not pudgy sorority girls attempting to get in shape for Spring Break."
"Did you hear about that Jew that started a charity? Neither did I."
"5yo: Why is he crying? Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison? M: What? 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole."
"You guys know that there are things higher than kites, right?"
"What do you call an ESA engineer serving the comet lander? Philae Minion"
"My alarm is so needy... it wants attention at the worst times!"
"I saw a guy walking 4 dogs this morning and thought, Wow!.. That guy must be really blind."