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Joke of the Day

"Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place? It's where all the pricks hang out."

"Why did the jalapeno put on a sweater? Because he was a little chile"

"6: can u get me a drink? Me: no, you're 6yo. You can get your own drink 6: fine *goes to fridge Me: while ur there can u grab me a beer?"

"It's the 21st century, people. Why in the world do we still have mornings?"

"I tried to read through Dante's Inferno once, but it was dry as hell."

"My friend hasn't had a bite all day. So I bit him."

"How many prostitutes do you have to kill until someone notices? I'm not sure yet."

"What is the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before eating it."

"Someone asked me the other day, ""What's with those clogs you keep wearing?"" I replied, ""Wooden shoe like to know."""

"Lazlo's Chinese relativity axiom No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats-approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less,"