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Joke of the Day
"What goes ""clip-clop-clip-clop-bang?"" An Amish drive by."
Next Joke
"*rubs lamp* *genie comes out* You get 3 wishes. Just no wishing for more wishes. ""I wish for more genies."" I SAID NO WI- oooh, you're good."
"They told me if you put your newborn in front of an orphanage he would grow up an Orphan So I stuck my baby in the ATM machine so he could grow up to be a rich banker"
"Drug sniffing dogs are wrong 80 percent of the time. You would be too if you were sniffing drugs all day."
"What do you call four drowning spanish teachers? Cuatro sinko. ;)"
"What did Sting get in Amsterdam? A massage in a brothel"
"My ex wives were all good housekeepers.. ..When they left, they kept the house."
"A photon checks into a hotel.. The bellhop asks, ""Can I help you with your luggage?"" The photon replies, ""I don't have any, I'm traveling light."""
"What did the jack say to the car? ""Can I give you a lift?"""
"A recent study shows that 51.9% of the UK are under educated. It was called the EU referendum."