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Joke of the Day
"My husband and I are having a serious fight. Do you think I should let him know about it?"
Next Joke
"You heard about the concert last friday? Heard it was hardcore. Some people went ballistic."
"My wife doesn't have a Honey-Do list. She has a Cantaloupe list, which has all the girls I'm not allowed to run away with"
"*makes sandwich* *sits down to eat it* *sees dog staring at me* *rips off small piece* *gives her the rest*"
"I'm the weakest in my Asian family They call me weak-Ling"
"I call my penis ""Pizza"" Because when you get it it is firm, gooey, and delicious. But if you leave it out to long it gets hard and crusty"
"What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp? Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot."
"'My boobs fall to the side when I lay down' is the new 'my boobs are real.'"
"Ocean's 45: The group gets bigger each heist It's too hard to keep secrets Someone posts the next plan on Facebook Everyone goes to jail"
"Riverbed My daughter asked me the other day if the riverbed had a ""pillow"""