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"Why can't Nietzsche use pencils? Because they're all pointless"
"I was just minding my own, listening to some Led Zeppelin, and this girl asked if it was Nickelback and now there's so much blood everywhere"
"had anyone heard of the new patriot themed beer. I heard it wasn't that good, it was A little flat."
"What do you call a hot chick in Boston? A tourist."
"What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf? Nothing, they're both dead stars."
"I still say a wasp's nest chucked through the window would be the ideal way to end any hostage situation. Nobody's hanging around in there."
"What's black and doesn't work? A broken TV.............. racist."
"Sorry I tweeted before texting you back. Sorry I opened your Snapchat but didn't respond. Sorry these are things we actually worry about now"
"Why did batman leave church? Because Christian Baled"