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Joke of the Day

"Remember the guy who played in the deer hunter, and pulp fiction? Christopher something or other... Anyway, I heard that he's opening a new hospital. They're calling it the Walken clinic."

"The worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl is... You have to drop the bomb twice"

"*hand grenades* *blow torch* *AK 47* *sulfuric acid* *ninja training* My Google search history yesterday after I found a spider."

"Jewish jokes. 1: How do you pick up a Jewish girl? - A dustpan 2: How do you get a Jewish girl's number? - Roll up her sleeve."

"Someone made a song about Pokeballs It was pretty catchy"

"Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. ""What's the score Gramps?"" ""92 to 86."" ""Who's winning?"" I asked. ""92"""

"Don't know why some countries have food problems If you're Hungary you could pour Greece over Turkey and fry it in Japan."

"TIL that 4/20 is Hitler's birthday. The jews definitely got baked today."

"*brings a laser pointer to the Broadway showing of Cats and creates utter mayhem*"

"Daughter saw old clothes I've saved for sentimental value & said 'I bet you cried when the last dinosaur died too'. She's out of the will."