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Joke of the Day
"Giving my liver a Rocky Balboa style pep talk"
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"How do you cut off a redneck's dick? Kick his sister in the jaw"
"its 2013 and mcdonalds still doesnt serve breakfast all day"
"[me narrating a documentary about whales] look at these useless fat rubber sea pigs"
"every time you say the word ""turnt"" a baby gets run over by a smart car"
"I saw a sheep give birth today All I could say was ""ewe"" (I know this joke is probably overused but I'm currently on a Bill Nye the Science Guy nostalgia trip right now so fuck the haters.)"
"Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug? She gave birth in the spring"
"What's the difference between a toilet and a sink? ... Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore."
"Why are carbon chains with two double bonds so sad? Because they're diene"
"I like my women like I like my cars Black, loud, heavy, and full of gas."