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Joke of the Day

"What sea creature is regularly featured in The Walking Dead? CORAL"

"Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors, they would be called chicken sedans..."

"How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money? By moving the show to a ""true crime"" channel and calling it ""18 Victims and Counting""."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and an Irishman? [OC] One has passed a BAR."

"2016 was so divisive. It just had too many factors."

"A poem for you I dig... You dig... We dig... He dig... She dig... They dig... ******** It's not a very beautiful poem but it's quite deep"

"A new movie based on the game Tetris is about to drop... ..so you better start lining up. (two for the price of one!)"

"Last year I felt miserable and depressed, but this year I've managed to turn it around. Now I feel depressed and miserable."

"Why do people take acid at raves? Because there's so much base."

"Why couldnt the bike stand on its own? Because it was two tired!"