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Joke of the Day
"Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...? Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!"
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"Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely."
"Nervous systems are so reckless They do everything on *impulse*"
"You know you're getting old when you forget the name of the street you grew up on and break your hip and die."
"I didn't realize how cold it was outside today... ... until I saw socialists with their hands in their own pockets"
"Yo Mama so fat she's gotta wake up in sections"
"[to astronaut brother] Ooooh la la Gary's going to SPACE *does jerkoff motion* I'll be here on EARTH where my pizza & tv won't FLOAT AWAY"
"Madonna goes on her arse, To much Material Girl .."
"What does an Asian prostitute say to asbestos workers? Meso horny."
"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."