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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way last night."

"I am a Art major Leave me a loan"

"The last time I was 100% sure about a decision was in 3rd grade, and that box of 64 crayons with the built in sharpener didn't disappoint."

"What's the difference between family bonding and family bondage? One is forced and borderline torture, the other is sex."

"Why did the squirrel swim on its back? so it wont get its nuts wet"

"How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb? It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing."

"The best way to eat Welsh cheese? Caerphilly."

"I decided I am going to be a virgin... so that I can set a good example for my children"

"What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber? Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up"

"A new study has found that if a woman drinks 2 glasses of wine per day it increases the chance of a stroke... if you let her finish the bottle, she'll probably suck it too."